What does it mean to be two?

What does it mean to be two?

It means:

You get to tattoo you own body with markers. (Hopefully they are washable)
You can make anything a step stool.
You get to cross your arms and say "hmm" while rolling your eyes.
You get to use a rolling pin to flatten out waffles on the wood floor that you should be eating.
You can throw yourself on the ground at any given moment and start screaming at the top of your lungs.
You love your Momma and Daddy.
You can say "Love you!"
You can count to five.
You want to go to the beach, even though you have no earthly idea what it means.
You love swimming in your "bebing toot."
You want someone to lay down with you.
You love "yick-yick" - also known as lipstick.
You have more toys on the living room floor than on your bedroom shelves.
Your favorite words are "no", "go away", "Addison's turn" and "Want own."

This is what it means to be two in our house.